Itchy, Flicky Bits!

We can't do much about them
Our itchy, flicky bits.
That little tickle down our backs
It makes us have a twitch.

There may be something dangling near
To tickle just one ear.
And that'll start the flicking fit
and it's flick, flick, flick I fear.

Don't let the humans know this..
..Oh dear!.. this small affliction,
Because, you know, that once they know
It'll turn to an addiction.

For whilst you're sitting pondering
There'll lurk a little finger
To gently touch your twitchy bits
And there the finger'll linger.

They find it quite amusing
We, of course, do not!
So leave our flicking ears alone,
We say. They say, well we might not!

Herky