Wet Wet Wet!

I'm not a happy tiddles
The wind and rain, you see,
Makes life damned unpleasant
When I need a pee.

Peering through the catflap
I wait, and wait, and wait,
Please, rain do stop soon
Or else 'twill be too late.

(Chorus)
The human's'll be oh so cross
Should I wet the floor,
Though some have got away w'it
And pee'd behind the door!

Oh no, it's tipping down
I need that Jimmy Riddle
Here goes now, tally ho!
I'm not a happy tiddles.


(Sung to the tune 'Love is all around you.')
Herky